~ clarang-clara

Dahil uso ang pag-"bitchesa" dito sa blog, eto ang share ko. Damhin at isadula ng walang pag-iimbot at buong katapatan:

.~On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,"Put that down, that's mine!" The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small!"

.~A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

.~A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-make-up muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-make-up."

.~ "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born."

.~ When I saw friend I haven ' t seen in a long time, she told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told

her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, "Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget

muna."

.~ "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

.~ I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, "Sale, right?"

.~ I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,

"I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with, "I know, but can you count?"

.~ "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko."

.~ After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, "Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

.~ During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?"

.~ Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush niya) "Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa ' kin!"

.~ I was staring at an ugly bystander on their street. The ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?" I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

.~ A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

.~ "When a cashier tells me she doesn ' t have change, I say: "And kaninong problema yun?"

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